THIS IS NOT A STORY INVOLVING ANY AI, CHATGPT, OR FART KNOCKER RHETORIC, BUT IT CONTAINS A HINT OF NEAR-LIFE EXPERIENCE. — YOU’VE NOTICED. I’M BREAKING THE RULES. CHALLENGING YOUR SENSE OF WHAT’S RIGHT. INVADING YOUR COMFORT ZONE. I NEED A NEW CANVAS, YET I WANT THE ONE WE HAVE. DON’T YOU? ARE YOU TIRED OF THE FORMULAIC? DO YOU WANT TO SCREAM AT THE INSANITY AND CRUSH THE DULL, SOPPING-WET MUNDANE?