Aye matey's, an old OP here still bearing a bit of the testosterone bug. Don't frequent these here parts often but it's always a hoot.

I'd sing myself 🐎 exclaiming my role but argg, and shiver me timbers only a few remember. Tiss I. Applaud you with much happiness and man's joy, though far removed from this former employ, I may return with a word deployed.

So, stow away and capture laughs today, a treasure, a ransome many would pay in our crazy world lest you walk the plank, be eaten by a giant squid, and rue the day!