Forensics Poop from Pixabay

Headline: The King Sh*ts Gold!

Where do we go now when absurd is viewed as righteous.

Quackery

Once was a duck.
Thought he was king.
Quite orange of skin,
His words had a zing.
But almost all thought “Enough”
He’d worn out his welcome.
His once staunch supporters,
Had too much of his bluff.
Now most agreed the time has come,
To throw him out with a quack on his duff.