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I got an empty fortune cookie today

Michelle Monet

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I love fortune cookies. I’d love to see them with sarcastic or rude fortunes. Like: “You really could be a better lover.” or “Binge watching on Netflix leads to lumpy ass.”

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Bringing real feelings along with messages of inspiration and imagination to life. Awakening is the symptom of my infectious condition. Poetry is my condition.

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