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Loo Adventures and Triumphs

5 min readMar 27, 2019

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A fun tale of desperation and relief.

Bert always enjoyed family dinners at Bob’s Bistro. The food was out-of-this-world incredible, yum!

Bert loved the diner and the festive atmosphere.

Around the restaurant, from the ceiling, there hung looped multi-colored toilet paper. In several places, a piñata, made of bright pink toilet paper, having various shapes, curled down from large wooden rafters.

Bob’s Bistro brisket, their specialty dish, was seasoned with amazing spices just warm enough to make your tongue tingle and sizzle but not too hot. The meat was known for its tender and juicy flavor.

Mom, Dad, grandpa, grandma, and Bert all gathered every Sunday evening to feast at Bob’s Bistro and talk about the past week as well as plans for the week ahead.

A 9-year-old values these kinds of family get-togethers, especially because grandpa always gave Bert $20 to do with as he pleased.

The brisket was just part of the amazing meal Bert always ordered. Bob’s Bistro also made the creamiest…

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