HUMOR
OUTLANDISH, SEXY, EASY MONEY & OUT-OF-BOUNDS FUN
THIS IS NOT A STORY INVOLVING ANY AI, CHATGPT, OR FART KNOCKER RHETORIC, BUT IT CONTAINS A HINT OF NEAR-LIFE EXPERIENCE.
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YOU’VE NOTICED. I’M BREAKING THE RULES. CHALLENGING YOUR SENSE OF WHAT’S RIGHT. INVADING YOUR COMFORT ZONE.
I NEED A NEW CANVAS, YET I WANT THE ONE WE HAVE. DON’T YOU? ARE YOU TIRED OF THE FORMULAIC? DO YOU WANT TO SCREAM AT THE INSANITY AND CRUSH THE DULL, SOPPING-WET MUNDANE?
WE DO. YES!
SHOULD WE FOLD AND DO AS EVERYBODY ELSE? SHALL WE WRITE TEDIOUS LINES REARRANGED WITH SYNONYMS AND PARAGRAPHS IN A DIFFERENT CADENCE? REPEATED, REITERATED, REGURGITATED.
SCREW THE RULES.
ALL CAPS I SAY. A REBEL YELL! (BILLY IDOL WOULD BE PROUD)
WHAT ABOUT THE EASY MONEY
THIS FEATURE IS NOT TO BE FOUND ON THE MEATYUM. (SHOULD THERE BE A PUBLICATION CALLED ‘MEATYUM’? I WONDER IF VEGETARIANS WOULD POST THERE?)
READ IT AND WEEP. OR, KNOW IN YOUR WRITER’S HEART YOU MAY BE AMONGST THE LUCKY FEW TO PULL DOWN A LIVING WAGE WRITING HERE, BUT PROBABLY NOT.
NO TIME TO FRET. IT’S STILL EASY MONEY BECAUSE ON MEATYUM YOU GET PAID A FEW CENTS, AND IF YOU HAVE SOME BIT OF A RATIONAL MIND, YOU WON’T RELY ON THIS PLATFORM.
READ: DON’T RELY ON MEATYUM FOR INCOME!
MEATYUM IS THE PLACE TO PRACTICE WRITING AND FORM IDEAS FOR YOU TO MARKET OUTSIDE OF MEATYUM. USE THIS SPACE TO WRITE ARTICLES THAT BECOME OUTLINES FOR BOOKS AND CONTENT OTHERS WILL FIND VALUABLE.
RETURN TO MY IRREVERENCE
BY NOW, YOU MAY HAVE A HEADACHE BECAUSE THESE CAPITAL LETTERS DON’T FIT IN YOUR COMFORT ZONE. TOO BAD! (YEAH, I KNOW WRITING IN CAPS IS LIKE SCREAMING IN TEXTS) GUESS WHAT I’M SCREAMING THIS AND ENJOYING EVERY SECOND OF IT.
LOOK AT ME—NO PANDERING FOR CLICKBAIT. NO ASKING YOU TO CLAP AND GIVE ME A READ FOR A READ…
