HUMOR

OUTLANDISH, SEXY, EASY MONEY & OUT-OF-BOUNDS FUN

THIS IS NOT A STORY INVOLVING ANY AI, CHATGPT, OR FART KNOCKER RHETORIC, BUT IT CONTAINS A HINT OF NEAR-LIFE EXPERIENCE.

Pyramid Prism Triangle Colour Rainbow Scenery from Pixabay

YOU’VE NOTICED. I’M BREAKING THE RULES. CHALLENGING YOUR SENSE OF WHAT’S RIGHT. INVADING YOUR COMFORT ZONE.

I NEED A NEW CANVAS, YET I WANT THE ONE WE HAVE. DON’T YOU? ARE YOU TIRED OF THE FORMULAIC? DO YOU WANT TO SCREAM AT THE INSANITY AND CRUSH THE DULL, SOPPING-WET MUNDANE?

WE DO. YES!

SHOULD WE FOLD AND DO AS EVERYBODY ELSE? SHALL WE WRITE TEDIOUS LINES REARRANGED WITH SYNONYMS AND PARAGRAPHS IN A DIFFERENT CADENCE? REPEATED, REITERATED, REGURGITATED.

SCREW THE RULES.

ALL CAPS I SAY. A REBEL YELL! (BILLY IDOL WOULD BE PROUD)

Pyramid Prism Triangle Rainbow Spectrum Futuristic from Pixabay

WHAT ABOUT THE EASY MONEY

THIS FEATURE IS NOT TO BE FOUND ON THE MEATYUM. (SHOULD THERE BE A PUBLICATION CALLED ‘MEATYUM’? I WONDER IF VEGETARIANS WOULD POST THERE?)