Animal Turtle Paint from Pixabay

The Endless Unease Caused By A Frequently Turtling Up Penis

A year ago my wife and I attended our friend’s gay wedding. An after-party held the next day at a gay bar amazed me and made me very self-conscious. Attractive men danced on the bar, Coyote Ugly style, wearing only a g-string bikini bottom. Every muscular, chiseled bar dancer had a large flaccid schlong.