Unwanted Patriarch Epistle
Just because we’re related doesn’t mean I have to love you or your memory.
Dear Grandpa Prince,
You asshole. No one frightened me as much as you did when I was a young child except maybe my dad and you are the reason for his troubles. You egotistical, insecure, stubborn dick. I tried to love you but I couldn’t — not your memory nor your pathetic excuse as my elder — I still don’t.