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Why You Should Throw Away Your High Heels & Makeup

Fight for your right to be comfortable and healthy.

Get a hammer to bash your hips, knees, and spine. Then, for the fun, paint your face over and over again until the skin wrinkles prematurely and begins to crack and splotch.

While you're at it torture your legs and feet by twisting them and causing your whole body to…